Oh goodness...

The following is an excerpt from "K-Fed Speaks: Life with Britney 'Wonderful'" (clearly a must read) and after sharing it with Sarah, she encouraged me to share it with the rest of the world:


If you've been afraid to listen to "PopoZão" [which, just in case you were wondering, is slang for a woman with a sizable backside] for fear that it will burrow into your brain like some sort of flesh-eating virus, only without the fun bits, here's a sampling of the classy lyrical magic you're missing: "I want to see your kitty and a little bit of [female body part that rhymes with 'kitty'] ... / Girls, don't you worry about all the dough, because a cat is coming straight out of the know ... / Bring that Brazil booty on the floor / Up, down, all around: Work that [bleep] to the funky sound ...."

Not digging it? You're not alone. According to People's music critic, Federline's debut effort makes you "gain new appreciation for the musical talents" of his bubblegum popster wife.

"His raunchy, repetitive raps will quickly have you K-fed up," rails the reviewer. "His annoying, rapid-fire rhymes suggest that he should stick to being a stay-at-home dad and let Spears bring home the bacon."


Is this pure musical genius or what??